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{January 4, 2014}   Crazy weather and catching up

Today was intended to be a lazy day and it was.

First, the weather. Get this…yesterday, yes yesterday, it was 61degrees out, yes I said 61! I had the top down on the car, scarf and hat on, heat and seat warmers and it was fantastic! No haters, please because sometime in the night it started snowing and I don’t think it’s stopped yet. It looks so nice out, all covered in white, so staying in and being lazy was on the agenda, worked out for me.

Next, catching up. DCM had to get some work done this weekend, so he worked and watched football and I watched movies and knitted. At one point I was chatting with one of my best friends from high school CGS via Facebook, any means of communication is a good means! We caught up a little, which was nice, I really need to find some time to visit. NYC.

As I mentioned, a lazy day, so lazy in fact and the movie I was watching so not entertaining, that I dozed off. I have to say I was confused when I woke up, I thought it was later or the next day! And in truth, I was asleep about ten minutes! Just after I woke up the phone rang and it was LTA, one of my other best friends from high school, youth group in fact. We had been trading messages on Facebook the other day and deciding when we could chat and found out that today worked for both of us. It was great, we talked for about two hours.

You know those relationships that you have with some people that you might not talk to but once or twice a year and it’s as if no time has passed, well, these women are two of them and I absolutely love that about us. We catch up and pick up as if we just spoke last week. I’ll take that any day!

Very low key and enjoyable day. Talked to great friends and watched the snow, what could be better?



{January 3, 2014}   Milk substitutes

When I was in college, I discovered I was lactose intolerant.

Let me tell you, that first glass of (Lactaid) milk after so many years, like mana from heaven! It was so good and wonderful and comforting, I was in heaven. One of my favorite meals is a PB&J (smooth peanut butter and strawberry jam) on toasted white bread with an ice cold glass of strawberry milk, oh my goodness! So, after years of not being able to drink milk, ahhhh…the angels wept, the heavens sang, ok, eye roll!

Milk wasn’t the only thing I couldn’t have and the substitutes have been great, allowed me to enjoy certain things again. Then, years later, I developed an allergy to Lactaid milk, great. Moving on to soy milk, terrific, now, I’m allergic to soy milk, what? I can have soy products, no problem, but a glass of soy milk, my mouth gets all itchy, even Benadryl doesn’t help, great…

Interestingly enough, I can’t have Lactaid milk, but Breyer’s ice cream came out with a Lactaid free vanilla ice cream, O M G! It’s terrific! I’ve also had coconut milk ice cream, not bad, along with Rice Dream and Almond Milk ice cream, all good. Besides, put enough “stuff” on it, you can’t tell!

Now, I love rice or almond milk on cereal, soy milk was great, obviously I can’t have that anymore, but put one of the others on cereal, especially vanilla flavored, Y U M! The thing is those milks are sweeter than regular milk, so if you put this on sugared cereal, be prepared! The sweeter”fake” milk is great on non-sweetened cereal, like Special K, stuff like that, gives it a little extra something.

As great as those substitutes are, they not that great or the same as a tall glass of milk with something sweet, like cake or cookies. I can’t believe I’m saying this and I’m sure some of you are thinking the same thing…it’s too sweet! Yes, the girl who likes some tea with her sugar, uber sweet Shirley temples is saying that the imitation milks are too sweet to have with sweet desserts! What? Say it isn’t so…it is.

So, as much as I would like to have that tall glass of strawberry milk or just an ice cold glass of milk, maybe with a sweet treat, it is so not worth getting sick over, so, cake with…water, ick. Or hot tea if I take the initiative

I did have some rice milk tonight with a piece of cake, which leads me to this blog post. Cake good…rice milk good…cake + rice milk not so good. (Just because you can’t have the milk, don’t give up on the cake!)



Oh sleep…why have you forsaken me?

I think I have blogged about this before, but I don’t sleep, or sleep much. I used to love to sleep, I still do, when I can actually fall sleep and catch up when I can and need to, but I don’t sleep as soundly as I used to. When DCM gets dressed about 6:45/7:00, that’s when my brain wakes up and that’s it, I’m up.

Now, most people who post on Facebook that they can’t sleep but want to, I feel for them. As for me, I’m ok with it, I get a lot done, I’m nocturnal, so this is my time to shine!

Sometimes I read a book or two, but most of the time, I’m writing, to you or working on my book and I have a good feeling that this is the year I finish it! But mostly, I am watching movies and crafting. You saw the sock monkey I made for Miss A, well that is one example of what I do. I cross stitch a lot, which I will be sharing some of my latest creations soon and I have been knitting like crazy! I knitted a bunch of scarves for Christmas and now, I’m knitting some hats and scarves for some friends and one special friends mom who is going through some stuff, she needs some warm and fuzzy!

Next thing to work on learning is socks and sweaters, good thing I don’t sleep!

SDL’s mom made me a hat and an infinity scarf this year and I got my first wash cloth that she crocheted, this thing is awesome, SDL and her sister swear by them and I got my first! And…it was Smarties colored and I had just eaten a sleeve of Smarties, what are the odds? Well, today, I happened to be at Michael’s picking up some yarn and decided to get some of the same material and make a bag for her to carry the wash cloths in as she makes them.

All I can say is that I am definitely productive when I am awake, as evident by some of my posts that get posted at 3:00 in the am! So when I tell a friend that they can call me anytime day or night and they say they were up at two and thought about calling because they needed/wanted someone to talk to, I was probably awake and if I’m really tired and you call, not to worry, I won’t answer the phone!

Insomnia? Bring it on! It’s cold out there…someone needs a scarf!



They say laughter is the best medicine.

Who is they and how do they know, but I still like the sentiment. Here are a few other great quotes by some people, could be the “they”, who seem to know what they are talking about.

-Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge

-There is little success where there is little laughter. ~Andrew Carnegie

-The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. ~Nicolas Chamfort, translated from French

-Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle

Here is a great site to a whole mess o’ quotes about laughter. (That’s where some of these came from)
http://www.quotegarden.com/laughter.html

I love to laugh, what about you? I love to laugh more than just about anything in the world, I think I’ve told you, I laugh to the point of snorting and I’m proud of it! and isn’t one of the all time greatest sounds the laughter of a child? So pure and innocent and real, there is nothing like it, can we bottle it?

DCM and I love to laugh together and sometimes we’re the only ones in on it or find something funny and you know what, that’s just fine with us! So, we decided to start the new year off on a good note, we were going to watch movies and laugh. We started off at a Redbox after doing some shopping and it apparently didn’t like our choices, so we turned to On Demand and Netflix, we were set!

We started with the remake of Judge Dredd, called simply Dredd, no comment, which was a violent movie, but comical in its own way at how bad it was. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1343727/?ref_=nv_sr_1. Let’s just say, if you skip this movie, your life will not be incomplete, as much as I like Karl Urban.

Next was Stand Up Guys staring Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin, what a movie! A pair of aging stickup men try to get the old gang back together for one last hurrah before one of the guys takes his last assignment – to kill his comrade. It was a little slow going at first, but you totally got into it and these three guys, wow. It wasn’t an entire laugh riot, but if you have our sense of humor, you’d be laughing. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1389096/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_5

This morning, before DCM got up, I watch The Guilt Trip with Barbara Streisand and Seth Rogan, I loved it! There were a few times I got choked up because Barbara Streisand still favors my mom, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1694020/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4. The movie was funny and touching and hit home a little and I laughed and laughed and laughed. A good way to start the new year!

One of the things we both love is listening to comedy at a club, on the radio, xm radio, slacker.com and pandora.com, we could listen for hours. And one thing we have in common is the large number of comedy albums we have, most of mine are on cassette tape! and most of his are CD.

After that we were looking for something else and decided it was comedian central! We looked for a comedian and the first one, Russell Howard, didn’t do it for us. Sometimes it’s difficult when the comedians are from other countries and make reference to TV shows, etc that don’t make sense to us.

Then I introduced DCM to Russell Peters, a great comedian from Brampton, Canada. Russell Peters is a comedian I have liked for a long time, he is Indian and a lot of his comedy is about almost any ethnicity, he’s an incredible mimic with accents and tells it like it is, poking a little fun at different stereotypes but never in a malicious way. When DCM and I still worked at Stratix, the majority of the team were Indians and were quite familiar with Russell Peters. http://www.russellpeters.com

We started last night and continued today with the four specials Netflix had: Notorious, The Green Card Tour, Russell Peters vs The Word and Red, White and Brown. He uses some choice language, so if you are offended, you are forewarned.

Next was John Pinette: I’m Starvin’ and Still Hungry. This is a very funny man! He is a “healthy” individual and a lot of his standup revolves around food, his love of it and things a man his size cannot/shouldn’t do, among other very funny things. He uses very little profanity in his show, he is very funny and I recommend him highly. I saw him at the Punchline in Atlanta and have a picture with him!
http://johnpinette.com

Next was one of my favorites, Lisa Lampanelli, the self proclaimed comedy’s lovable “The Queen of Mean”. We watched Tough Love. I must warn you that she is a very foul mouthed comic, so if you are offended by bad language, stay away! She goes after everyone, every race, nationality, religion, sexuality, equal opportunity. She takes the stereotypes to a whole new level and I love it/her! The people who go to see Lisa Lampanelli know what they are in for, very few people are surprised.

Lisa Lampanelli is most famous for her stints on Comedy Central’s Friars Roast, where insults are the common theme. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Central_Roast

I got to see her 8/9/2008, I only know the date because it was after LD’s 8/8/8 party. I love my picture with Lisa too!
http://www.insultcomic.com

DCM wasn’t impressed with Mike Birbiglia, it was ok, but I usually just hear snipits on the radio and in small doses, he’s funny. John Caparulo was a wash as well, in small doses on xm radio, not bad. He just sounds like a frat boy not sure which way is up. Aziz Ansari, who we both usually like didn’t cut it today.

The next few comedians were a hit! And three were on Last Comic Standing. It’s a reality show that is a competition to see who the best comic is in America, basically at the end, they are the last comic standing. Some seasons had comedians who are already successful in the industry, three of the next few comics were all part of the show and all were winners!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Comic_Standing

Iliza Shlesinger, winner of the sixth season of Last Comic a Standing in 2008 was too funny for words! She was all over the place, slightly manic, reminded us a bit of Dane Cook. Not a clean comic, but not offensive, definitely a winner! “War Paint” was the name of tonight’s episode.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liza_Shlesinger

Josh Blue was he winner of Last Comic Standing, season four, 2006. He’s a very funny indivual, he has cerebral palsy and works it into his act with perfection. He did say “Laughter is the best medicine…what happened? Doesn’t seem to be working for me!” He is funny whether he talks about cp or every day stuff. We watched “Sticky Change” tonight, where he revealed that he was born in Camaroon, which makes him African American and away he went. I recommend this comedian highly!

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Next was none other than Lewis Black, “American comedian, author, playwright, social critic and actor. He is known for his angry face, comedy style, which often includes simulating a mental breakdown, or an increasingly angry rant, ridiculing history, politics, religion, trends and cultural phenomena.” I don’t think I could have said it any better, so I copied from someone else!

He makes us laugh in a big way, check him out if you haven’t already!
http://lewisblack.com

The last comic we watched was Alonzo Bodden: Who’s Paying Attention? He was winner of season three for Last Comic Standing. He is funny and very matter of at act, this last performance, “Who’s paying Attention” told it like it is and made you laugh while he did it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonzo_Bodden

What a great way to start the new year…laughing, I think that is a very good sign!



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