How does Confucius know so much! And how did he know to put it in my cookie?!

Ever notice how some fortune cookies say really silly things and sometimes give good advice and sometimes you just scratch your head and wonder what the person was thinking when they wrote it. Or maybe it’s just a giant automated computer program that generates random messages to be put in the cookies.

One time,  LaLa had a fortune that said “next time you leave the house,  go left”, seriously?

Ever get an empty cookie? Boo

One of the things I seem to do when I’m on the road is order takeout Chinese, especially when I’m working in the hotel. I don’t order that much,  but I wonder how many people they think are ordering, I always get 2-3 cookies. 

Well, last week, two spot on fortunes…

“Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.” That could be so many things,  PSM…well, he’ll be next to me when I move,  right? My family here in Boston, my kitties right here in bed with me. 

“Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure”. Oh my word,  do I even need to explain?

Spot on…