To the woman I accidentally cut off in traffic today…

I’m sorry,  it really was an accident, no one got hurt,  please calm down and get over it.

I recognized that I was in the wrong, I apologized profusely and waved at you to tell you I was sorry.

I’m not sure why you felt the need to flip me off and yell obscenities at me until you pass.

Hopefully you have called down by now.  I’ll send you as many positive vibes as you can handle.