Optimus Prime!!! Bumble Bee!!! Optimus Prime!!! Bumble Bee!!! Optimus Prime!!! Bumble Bee!!!
Oh yeah…and Marky Mark!
Today, I went to see Transformers, Age of Extinction, with MM and we both had mixed emotions. I’m a purist, so to speak and I love the first and third Transformers movies, the second one didn’t do very much for me, but I still watched it and I think I own it, but I have Dark Side of the Moon on my iPad and I watch it when I fly frequently, although, I don’t always finish it because some of my flights are not long enough! They are trying to revitalize the series and Michael Bay is a fantastic director, but I’m not sure I would watch this one again, if not for Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee. I think I’m still working through the fact that Shia LeBouf wasn’t in it, you get used to and comfortable with certain characters and that’s what made the movies so great!
Of course, we love Mark Wahlberg, he was good in it, all muscled and the “everyman”, just a dad trying to help a friend and protect his daughter. I’m shallow, I liked the way he looked in the tight t-shirts wielding a welding iron. What I didn’t love was his stunt double who was very noticeably not Mark Wahlberg in some action sequences.
His daughter was kind of annoying, typical teenager, more focused on the boyfriend she wasn’t supposed to have and forgetting it was her dad who really saved her life all those times. Her boyfriend is cute, but really annoying, even with the Irish accent, and we know how I feel about those. I’m not sure how he added to the plot, but I guess there has to be a love story in all of these movies.
There was a strong supporting cast, Kelsey Grammar and Stanley Tucci, I’m not telling you who was the really bad guy and who was the sort of bad guy who turned around in the end and became a good guy. The voice actors for the transformers included, of course, Peter Cullen playing Optimus Prime and Frank Welker playing Galvatron, also the voice of Megatron and John Goodman was Hound, all great actors for the roles, Peter Cullen and Frank Welker being the original voice artists from the original cartoons.
We both thought the movie was a bit long and I know I should not have had the 32 oz bottle of water, as I had to get up and use the facilities twice and anyone who knows me knows I do not like to get up during a movie for that! Luckily the bathroom was right next to the theater.
There were a few good fight scenes and a lot that might not have been necessary, but it was the Transformers after all. The government is paranoid and feeds mis-information to the public and incites panic. The working man rises up against the government and the people trying to hold them back and put fear in their hearts and minds. The Decepticons want to destroy the earth, fun.
There were explanations to the ice age and extinction of the dinosaurs, bad transformers, metal hyenas, with fur!, transformer dragons and dinosaurs, oh my! Optimus Prime took his rightful place as leader of the Autobots and brought himself to his true ‘height and strength’ the leader he truly is. The personalities of the Autobots, more than the Decepticons, fit their body style and personalities. The Decepticons are all bad, so who cares what their personalities are like!
The bottom line is that no matter what, we should always have faith in ourselves, you may lose it in others, but never yourself.
I hope MM was ok, I kept hitting his leg every time Optimus Prime first came on the screen and when he transformed, kicked arse, got a new body and paint job and generally was Optimus Prime. Not to mention when Bumble Bee hit the screen, so happy to see him!
I enjoyed the movie because it was The Transformers, yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Peaches Prattlings 