Are there things in your life, things you would love to do, secretly, because you will never do them ‘for real’?

You might not do them because they are wrong, maybe/probably/possibly illegal. You would never push someone into the middle of the road, hit them with your car, push them off a bridge, [i can’t believe i thought about those!] even though sometimes you may think about it. You know it’s wrong, so you don’t do it.

I once had a fantasy that I wanted to have one drink and get pulled over for a DUI test, the biggest reason is that I don’t drink and guess what? It happened! It was 08/08/08 about 3am and I was with SDL and another friend LR. I had one shot, several hours later driivng home I got pulled over for, go figure, speeding and when I admitted that I had had one shot, the officer asked me about doing a DUI test, not a problem! That’s another story for another day, but fantasy fulfilled.

I have a fantasy which I will never do, and compared to all the things I mentioned above…totally tame! I want to pull a fire alarm! I won’t because I know it’s illegal to pull a fire alarm, but we walk by them all the time, every day. Keep in mind, it’s not something I think about all the time, just every now and then I’ll see one and think, “Oh, I wish it wasn’t illegal to pull that” and I would.

Oh well, maybe one day there will be a museum exhibit or amusement park that has a game that you can pull a fire alarm, but until then, just have to keep it as a thought/fantasy.

What’s yours?